2. shorm:


    When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

    I will never not reblog this.

    (Source: ofelias, via quillery)



  4. inspired by (x)

    (Source: itsokaysammy, via wishing4aprince)


  5. For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy them.
    — Philip K. Dick  (via kidsfolly)

    (Source: wordsthat-speak, via petalpistols)


  6. phemiec:

    fear my roots and lick my boots


  7. accio-percabeth:


    A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

    I accept and fully support this headcanon

    (via japhers)


  8. princessstiel:


    I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

    The pansexual agenda.

    (via gymleaderkarkat)


  9. freeluminati:

    Track to Milkyway by 

    (via araggedyangel)


  10. fuck-it-up-then-die:





    Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

    Why would you NOT reblog this?

    Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

    Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

    I remember a guy comedian saying that he doesn’t even understand why women go on dates because statistically men are more dangerousness than bears for women.

    (via sherlock-and-watson-221b)