1. ultrannoying:

    thirstiest:

    milfdud:

    thirstiest:

    milfdud:

    mconalds:

    milfdud:

    mconalds:

    milfdud:

    mconalds:

    milfdud:

    it’s a metaphor

    its a simile 

    it’s an analogy

    its a hyperbole 

    it’s a symbol

    it’s a personification

    it’s an allusion

    it’s a conceit

    it’s a juxtaposition

    it’s an allegory

    maybe it’s maybelline

    (via bewvitched)

     

  2. gymleaderkarkat:

    What are you so afraid of!?

    I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

    (Source: four-big-idiots, via araggedyangel)

     

  3. 2p-talian:

    considerthishippie:

    What is a flotation tank?

    500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

    The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

    I WANT TO DO THIS

    (via japhers)

     

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  5. kittenmod:

    that-damn-owl:

    sucysucyfivedolla:

    badgengar:

    Original 1, Original 2, Original 3, Original 4, Original 5

    ALL ART BY THE SUPER AWESOME AND TOTALLY NOT GOING TO TRY AND KILL ME FOR THIS MATT_RAT

    …please don’t sue D:

    Side note: Comic 4, totally me and the girlfriend all the time.

    oHH MY GOD THERE’S MORE??

    Their comics are gold

    IM SO GLAD I HAVE SOURCES NOW.

    (via xadorkablemarinax)

     

  6. whowasntthere:

    aburningrose:

    findchaos:

    ChaosLife: Homo Hint

    Wait, everyone else met Pete the Peacock, right?

    This is perfectly perfect in every way.

    The HaaaayWarts School for Queerness and Sexuality.

    (via xadorkablemarinax)

     


  7. bunnybotbaby:

    threedaysdisgrace:

    can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.

    (via spockshock)

     

  8. tony-the-intelligent-goon:

    You left out the part where she burns the shit out of him when she puts her arm in the fryer.

    (Source: keepmeiny0urskin, via solluxcaptorthevelociraptor)

     

  9. pemwin:

    ladybowtheboo:

    asobita-i:

    Reblog for the last one

    it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

    So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

    (Source: iraffiruse, via solluxcaptorthevelociraptor)

     


  10. ging-ler:

    thedizbizz:

    So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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    This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

    (via paffarooni)